the saddest vacant lot in all the world

A brush-cutted, sleeveless father with sunglasses perched high on his forehead enters the Bayfield Enforced Buying Space with his brush-cutted, sleeveless son trailing behind. He sniffs the air and declares to no one in particular, “It smells like Florida in here.”

Just as I get up to open a web browser and relay this message to the rest of the world along with an addendum that reads “welcome to the swamp,” an old man wearing suspenders and a stained shirt sees fit to stop by and deliver the following unsolicited story:

“I went to the tanning salon and asked them what kind of tans they do and they showed me a chart, like, of the three or four different tans. And I said, ‘What, no spankings?’ Cause when you get spanked your skin gets a nice tan or burn colour to it.”

He then chuckles and walks off.

Comments 3

  1. sra wrote:

    Sounds like he thought he found a kindred spanking spirit.

    Posted 23 Apr 2007 at 12:01 pm
  2. Anonymous wrote:

    I like your style of storytelling, You write well.

    Posted 25 Apr 2007 at 1:58 am
  3. <a href="http://m2.aol.com/rgh56t">Anonimous</a> wrote:

    Hello! Interesting article, thanks to author!

    Posted 11 Sep 2007 at 7:12 am

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