Slice is recruiting for a new “reality TV” series in the Bayfield Retail Ghetto. I’ve always wondered where TV production companies dig up all the toothless ignorant hacks they’re all the time parading across the superflat screens of the world. Turns out I’ve been at the epicentre of the recruiting industry for over a year. I think I might black out a couple of teeth and vote conservative and maybe they’ll hire me for some quick TV dollars.
TV dollars and lasting fame.
These are flat times.
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