Bored? Bring your easily-startled bull terrier to the Bayfield Greymarketorium and dump him in the velvet-clothed lap of a sweaty, bearded stranger who smells like sad old man and frightened toddlers! The incessant terrified barking will make the children cry and do wonders for the cellphone guy’s headache.
While you’re there, ask the cellphone guy for a Free Cellphone Company Shopping Bag With Pictures Of Tropical Fish On It Free Of Charge No Purchase Necessary Just Come Interrupt cause he’s got piles of those left. Piles.
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If you really wanted to amuse your viewing audience, this post would have had a picture of you and santa.
Posted 27 Nov 2007 at 10:07 pm ¶I don’t touch velvet.
Posted 27 Nov 2007 at 10:26 pm ¶Oh yea! I forgot.
Although, if you were crying in the photo, it would be that much better.
Posted 28 Nov 2007 at 11:11 am ¶I can bring puppies to Bayfield? I’m totally moving to Barrie.
Save me a bag or two…
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