I don’t remember the children’s sobs of suffering and anguish being this intense last year. Perhaps this year’s surrogate Santa is creepier than last year’s? Perhaps the children are gradually cluing in to the fact that their parents are placing them in dire peril for a few moments’ amusement and a $10 five-by-eight?
It’s a real beard this year. No word yet on what it smells like.
When the only things in the Bayfield Mall that don’t fear you instinctively are the dyed-blonde minivan mothers and their washable-pseudo-suede-clad-Bischon-Frises, Van Helsing is probably coming to kill you.
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justified type really kills on the hyphen heavy sentences.
Posted 20 Dec 2007 at 11:08 pm ¶I know it. Is there any way to define “breakable” hyphens? Some kind of HTML voodoo?
I can’t give up my linking-words-together-and-turning-whole-sentences-into-adjectives hyphens.
Posted 21 Dec 2007 at 10:25 am ¶just jam a break up ins. You’d know there was something there, but everyone else would just read it smooth and fine.
Posted 21 Dec 2007 at 12:05 pm ¶Well, I guess people who have weird font settings would also know, but if someone is reading your blog at xx-large font, that’s their lemon to suck on.
Maybe I’m just humble, but I don’t think people should have to adjust their font-rendering settings or change operating systems or install yet another new generic serif-having font in order to reads my screeds.
My screeds-generation formula may need to be adjusted.
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