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Monthly Archives January 2008

intelligibility quotient

True story. Guy walks up and buys a prepaid phone card and asks where the other Jesus is. Because two Jesi work here, I spose.

Posted 21 January 2008 † regan § words ‡ Comments (1) ° Tagged: , , , ,

when snow covers the skylights i imagine we’re underground and the world above has been poisoned by our greed

They’re playing Sufjan Stevens on the Muzak. I don’t know what this place is anymore.

Posted 20 January 2008 † regan § words ‡ Comments (0) ° Tagged: , , , ,

fifty cents now! madness!

Dear the girl weeping into the payphone,
I sympathise with your breakup and the fact that you hate your stepdad and how you Just Can’t Fight Any More, but you need to take this half-hour word-puke to a private place or I’m going to climb a ladder and staple shag carpet to the ceiling so I [...]

Posted 07 January 2008 † regan § words ‡ Comments (5) ° Tagged: , ,