fifty cents now! madness!

Dear the girl weeping into the payphone,

I sympathise with your breakup and the fact that you hate your stepdad and how you Just Can’t Fight Any More, but you need to take this half-hour word-puke to a private place or I’m going to climb a ladder and staple shag carpet to the ceiling so I don’t have to hear your strained delivery of I Just Can’t Deal filling this echo chamber of a January-empty mall.

The Cellphone Guy

Comments 5

  1. Corwin wrote:

    The humans are dead.

    Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 6:20 pm
  2. regan wrote:

    that’s right they are dead

    Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 6:23 pm
  3. sra wrote:

    When she is in Toronto, she sits as close to me as possible on transit.

    Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 9:23 pm
  4. Corwin wrote:

    Affirmative. I poked one, it was dead.

    Posted 08 Jan 2008 at 3:01 pm
  5. Robogoat wrote:

    YOUR COLON IS FILLED WITH INHOSPITALITY. ONLY A FLUSH CAN HELP YOU NOW!

    It is annoying though. I do everyone a favor and only cry alone.

    Posted 15 Jan 2008 at 9:52 pm

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