Dear the girl weeping into the payphone,
I sympathise with your breakup and the fact that you hate your stepdad and how you Just Can’t Fight Any More, but you need to take this half-hour word-puke to a private place or I’m going to climb a ladder and staple shag carpet to the ceiling so I don’t have to hear your strained delivery of I Just Can’t Deal filling this echo chamber of a January-empty mall.
The Cellphone Guy
Comments 5
The humans are dead.
Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 6:20 pm ¶that’s right they are dead
Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 6:23 pm ¶When she is in Toronto, she sits as close to me as possible on transit.
Posted 07 Jan 2008 at 9:23 pm ¶Affirmative. I poked one, it was dead.
Posted 08 Jan 2008 at 3:01 pm ¶YOUR COLON IS FILLED WITH INHOSPITALITY. ONLY A FLUSH CAN HELP YOU NOW!
It is annoying though. I do everyone a favor and only cry alone.
Posted 15 Jan 2008 at 9:52 pm ¶Post a Comment