Monthly Archives February 2008

safe, i trust

For the townspeople of Barrie it is a time of resolution. We’re finding criminals and victims for all of our crimes. The old people and the letter-writers are pleased.
Who burned down the buildings at five-points? Toronto people. Whose bones were those at Johnson’s beach? The same unfortunate woman who left some of her bones in [...]

bus graffiti

“letitia heights possie”.
Quaint.

god is watching us

“From a Distance” as hold music: merely annoying, or entirely inappropriate?

personification non grata

I swear to Yahweh if one more CFB Borden drone walks up to me and tells me his cell phone “shit the bed” I’m going throw my stapler at his shiny shaved head.
I considered applying to work the PC support desk on base this summer, but I’ve decided against it, cause the most common computer [...]