Sherry’s mom has a chupacabra digging complex tunnels in her garden and yard killing her plants. It is building a city and preparing the way for our new alien masters, the sky people.
It may also be voles.
Either way, we’re going to leave a bunch of open tuna cans to attract a population of cat people. The key to controlling the vole population or the chupacabra is encouraging predators.
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I suppose the cat people will just freeze to death in the winter, then.
Posted 14 May 2008 at 1:37 am ¶No, man. See, the cat people work it with their shoes and their coats. They’re hardy.
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