a fecal matter

My life is probably a lot less interesting now that I have a job I don’t hate. However, this hasn’t put a damper on the insurance industry’s enthusiasm for spamming my blog.

Here’s an odd thing about dog-ownership for you, though: I am, for the first time in my life, more interested in the excretions, secretions and various bodily functions of some organism that isn’t me. I just took Cloey* outside and she took a shit on my lawn and it felt like a personal victory for me.

*Yeah well you spell your name funny too.

Comments 1

  1. Amy wrote:

    Isn’t it great when you become emotionally invested in your pet’s bowel movements? Just wait until she gets constipated. Or her anal glands need to be squeezed. We’re talking a whole other level of interest wrapped up in a dog taking a shit.

    Posted 30 May 2008 at 9:55 am

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