I’m sitting here trying to subscribe to CBC podcasts with Banshee 1.0 (Hint: you can’t. You have to use Feedburner to create a new [valid] feed out of CBC’s cruddy [quasi-valid] feeds. My feed for All Of CBC Radio 3’s Podcasts is here.) and Sherry is watching the Canadian equivalent of the Dog Whisperer on internet video streamings. The guy they hired to do this show likes to concoct dramatic staged incidents to get the point across to his unfortunate charges (delinquent dog-owning families in search of both dog-help and togetherness-assistance) that a poorly trained dog is dangerous. Usually he fakes a car accident or has an invalid hauled down a flight of stairs by a spirited Weimaraner but for this particular episode he dressed a golden retriever in an elaborate cape made of sewn-together freezer-bags full of raw meat. The dog seems less than impressed.
Every day this world feels more and more like pessimistic science fiction and I’m sure there’s a pill for that somewhere.
Attention pharmaceutical industry that keeps spamming me: Let me know when that drug comes in energy-drink form.
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Penis energy drink? That’s terrifying. and you know it would be maybe three days before some jerk mixed it with vodka, which I believe is one of the ways Malthius predicted the world end.
A bunch of drunk buzzing clubbers with unstoppable semen spewing erections. Look what you have suggested. Look what your clumsy mouth has doomed us to.
I wore a meat cloak once. I think it’s still in evidence.
Posted 18 Jun 2008 at 9:20 pm ¶I meant they should make an energy drink out of the pill that cures the condition of feeling like you’re in an allegorical sci-fi short fiction anthology.
Posted 19 Jun 2008 at 11:37 am ¶My mistake.
Posted 22 Jun 2008 at 9:07 pm ¶In defense of Robogoat, I also thought you were waiting for a wang enhancing energy drink.
Posted 24 Jun 2008 at 10:04 pm ¶Nice reformat. Clean, but stylish. Like a martini lounge that started when they we’re still always made with gin, not frigging vodka.
Posted 28 Jun 2008 at 7:15 pm ¶I feel like I should now be reading SRS BZNS on your blog.
More olives!!
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