crisis on infinite faces
It’s true. I shaved off my beard.
I hadn’t planned on making it permanent, I just had a skin problem under there I thought the world deserved to see. But this clean-shavenness has resonated in a way I could not have predicted. Corwin has launched an in memoriam photo group on the flickr. People at work think Sherry made me do it. Sherry wakes up in the morning and scowls at my bare face.
I’ve also caused another problem for myself: I need a haircut and I can’t get through on the phone to the lady who cuts my hair and in the meantime I have big sideburns and big hair so I look like an aficionado of rockabilly.
No images are being posted of me in this state because the internet is already at capacity for photos of vain twentysomethings holding their cell-phones in the bathroom mirror.
