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pigs tend to chew

The miniature pinscher is an ancient breed, and theories about its origins are varied and colourful.
When I brought her home, Sherry was with her class on a trip to Stratford. I text messaged her the following: “Our puppy is made out of all the universe’s best ingredients.”
That was before she inhaled her dinner, then vomited [...]

Posted 21 May 2008 † regan § words ‡ Comments (3) ° Also tagged: , , ,

we dug a hole and put our heads in it

Sherry’s mom has a chupacabra digging complex tunnels in her garden and yard killing her plants. It is building a city and preparing the way for our new alien masters, the sky people.
It may also be voles.
Either way, we’re going to leave a bunch of open tuna cans to attract a population of cat people. [...]

Posted 13 May 2008 † regan § fictitious § words ‡ Comments (2) ° Also tagged: , , , ,