Tag Archives: children

shit be cyclical, dog

I don’t remember the children’s sobs of suffering and anguish being this intense last year. Perhaps this year’s surrogate Santa is creepier than last year’s? Perhaps the children are gradually cluing in to the fact that their parents are placing them in dire peril for a few moments’ amusement and a $10 five-by-eight?
It’s a real [...]

motherly shove

The Sherry sez:
If we have a kid like you, I’m going to punch him in the face. On a daily basis. Cause I can see him doing all the annoying things you do, except he’ll be small.
So the only thing that’s stopped her from pummeling me so far is that I’m bigger than she is. [...]