Tag Archives: drugs

your whole family is made out of meat

I’m sitting here trying to subscribe to CBC podcasts with Banshee 1.0 (Hint: you can’t. You have to use Feedburner to create a new [valid] feed out of CBC’s cruddy [quasi-valid] feeds. My feed for All Of CBC Radio 3’s Podcasts is here.) and Sherry is watching the Canadian equivalent of the Dog Whisperer on [...]

charlie the methadone man

So the microphone in your new cell phone isn’t working and the people you call can’t hear you very well. You’re going to have to take advantage of that one-year warranty. You are an empowered consumer.
A few tips to make your experience a pleasant one:

You bought it at Wal-Mart? Return it at Wal-Mart. Don’t come [...]

warm fuzzy feeling

The co-op student goes in for face surgery tomorrow. I completely expect him to try to start selling his painkillers at the mall kiosk the following day.
In other news, it was very warm today and to celebrate, Sherry roasted a chicken. It tasted like Jesus and thyme but now my apartment is very hot.

the co-op student has converted his paycheque into a stack of bills wrapped up in an elastic band

“Man I can’t believe I gotta give all this fuckin’ cash to my fuckin’ parents. I gotta buy some clothes for like back to school and shit.”
“I can’t believe a whole two weeks’ pay is only like this thick. Man if I was a drug dealer I could make a stack like twice this thick [...]