So the microphone in your new cell phone isn’t working and the people you call can’t hear you very well. You’re going to have to take advantage of that one-year warranty. You are an empowered consumer.
A few tips to make your experience a pleasant one:
You bought it at Wal-Mart? Return it at Wal-Mart. Don’t come [...]
The saddest thing about the drunk guy leaning on the mall’s most popular one-dollar plastic pony ride and nodding off every few minutes is that he’s doing exactly what I do here five days a week, but I get paid nearly a living wage for it and he’ll probably be escorted from the mall by [...]
It’s been an eventful couple of weeks.
Christmas came and went with its attendant flurry of chaotic consumption and forced family merry-making. The Red Polar Threat left offerings under the family X-mas stick to persuade me not to come after him and make him pay (in blood and pain) for the damage his toy factories have [...]