Tag Archives: jesus

safe, i trust

For the townspeople of Barrie it is a time of resolution. We’re finding criminals and victims for all of our crimes. The old people and the letter-writers are pleased.
Who burned down the buildings at five-points? Toronto people. Whose bones were those at Johnson’s beach? The same unfortunate woman who left some of her bones in [...]

intelligibility quotient

True story. Guy walks up and buys a prepaid phone card and asks where the other Jesus is. Because two Jesi work here, I spose.

warm fuzzy feeling

The co-op student goes in for face surgery tomorrow. I completely expect him to try to start selling his painkillers at the mall kiosk the following day.
In other news, it was very warm today and to celebrate, Sherry roasted a chicken. It tasted like Jesus and thyme but now my apartment is very hot.