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shit be cyclical, dog

I don’t remember the children’s sobs of suffering and anguish being this intense last year. Perhaps this year’s surrogate Santa is creepier than last year’s? Perhaps the children are gradually cluing in to the fact that their parents are placing them in dire peril for a few moments’ amusement and a $10 five-by-eight?
It’s a real [...]

Posted 20 December 2007 † regan § words ‡ Comments (4) ° Also tagged: , , , , ,

pictures with santa (pitchers with sanna)

Bored? Bring your easily-startled bull terrier to the Bayfield Greymarketorium and dump him in the velvet-clothed lap of a sweaty, bearded stranger who smells like sad old man and frightened toddlers! The incessant terrified barking will make the children cry and do wonders for the cellphone guy’s headache.
While you’re there, ask the cellphone guy for [...]

Posted 27 November 2007 † regan § words ‡ Comments (4) ° Also tagged: , ,