Tag Archives: sunburn

lidocaine, aloe, isopropyl, ammonium thiosulfate

We treated our bodies the way high school photography students treat photographic paper. We overexposed some parts and underexposed others and then we left them out before they had completely dried so they stuck together.
Any minute now Mr. Fell, arms mottled pink and hairless to the elbow from hand-dipping archive prints in vats of corrosive [...]

shit just got real

Cottage people fed us quiche and beer for breakfast and cradled our puppy in their laps and named her after a teevee lobster. In other news, my feet and most of my Sherry are glowing bright red.
The things that Ontario people call “cottages” are called “cabins” in many other parts of the country. As a [...]