Tag Archives: telus

machine language —> machine creole

I upgraded to a BlackBerry recently, the 8130 with Telus and $15 unlimited data. It’s a good deal, if you’re into that sort of thing. The issue I ran into was that the device includes a Google Talk app, but no MSN/Live/RebrandingIsOurMiddleName Messenger app. Now, I know there are third-party IM apps out there for [...]

charlie the methadone man

So the microphone in your new cell phone isn’t working and the people you call can’t hear you very well. You’re going to have to take advantage of that one-year warranty. You are an empowered consumer.
A few tips to make your experience a pleasant one:

You bought it at Wal-Mart? Return it at Wal-Mart. Don’t come [...]

for those sitting in economy, there’s no music for you today

The hold music is Billy Joel. And not good Billy Joel. Two songs back it was Three Doors Down. Her kids are climbing on the painted pony ride. The boyfriend’s outside for a smoke. The phone number we tried to wrest from Rogers’s iron fist 22 hours ago is still floating in limbo somewhere, ethereal [...]

splat

Cingular is AT&T again. Colbert explains.
I think that since I work “in the field” this should have some sort of effect on me, if not in any practical way, then at least spiritually. Grand maneuvers are underway, and only the surface tremors betray the colossal churning under the surface, not only in the American telecom [...]